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  3. petitandrogyne:

AHAHAHA FUCK ME
THIS IS SO GREAT

    petitandrogyne:

    AHAHAHA FUCK ME

    THIS IS SO GREAT

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  5. “Everything is easy when you’ve never had to chose, but the balance has shifted and we’re forced to lose. Like the sun and the moon, I will circle you until you bloom. I will crush you, I will maul you, I will burn until I get to you.”

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    Who doesn’t love scaring cats?!

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  7. Put your iPod on shuffle: First 10 songs that play.

    Oh Geeeez. This is going to be interesting.

    1. Typical by Cartel.

    2. Brave New World by Kings of Convenience.

    3. The Ghost of a Good Thing by Dashboard Confessional.

    4. Stars by Hum.

    5. Faithfully by Journey.

    6. A Lack of Color by Death Cab for Cutie.

    7. Should Have Taken Acid With You by Neon Indian.

    8. I Won’t Share You by The Smiths.

    9. Love The Way You Lie by Eminem.

    10. True To Myself by Ziggy Marley.

    And there you have it, folks. I’m eclectic to say the least.

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  8. You’ve got nothing to lose, except all of your friends and the approval of your parents.
    – Bo Burnham

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  9. :-)

    I’m starting a social experiment. As a slightly awkward, overweight woman in her early 20’s, I’ve decided to start openly hitting on/complimenting only the hottest men I come across, just to record their reactions, because, let’s face it, most men do not find it complimentary if it’s coming from some one that they personally view as less than attractive. Brilliant, right?! 

    I came up with the idea a few weeks ago, but it has recently come in to effect. Last night at a restaurant, we had an adorable waiter. 

    Jeff, early 20’s, no visible tattoos, approx. 6’1”/175 lbs. He was half Puerto Rican, half German (my mom asked) and he had PERFECT teeth. 

    My initial thought wasn’t that he was going to be particularly rude, but I had no idea that when I told him that he had a beautiful face, that he would BLUSH! Poor baby, I may have embarrassed him, but he flashed the biggest whitest smile, he had to have felt a little pleased inside. 

    I’m excited about his little experiment I have going, and I think it may make my 9 months of probation go by a little more quickly. Let’s hope, right?

    Perhaps I can even snag a few pictures to go along. :) 

    Thoughts are welcomed!

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  10. rightocaito:

happyfag:

agirlneedsagun:nomnomitseggieetime:chrisypoo:
Relevant…somehow.

(via chrisslaughter)
this is the first gif on my page.
omg.

That’s fucking priceless. Her face!

    rightocaito:

    happyfag:

    agirlneedsagun:nomnomitseggieetime:chrisypoo:

    Relevant…somehow.

    (via chrisslaughter)

    this is the first gif on my page.

    omg.

    That’s fucking priceless. Her face!

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